Assignment 13: Dylan Ruddy

Do you not like something in this world? Is something unfair? Are you bored? Do you want to be on national TV? I have the solution for you! Join Protest Now, the first online protest organization sight in the world. Simply post your complain to the wall and wait for others that agree with you to like your complaint. Before you know it you'll be marching on the street with your very own picket line. Protest Now will be with you every step of the way, calling every news and media outlet to make sure you get on TV no matter how small the protest. We will even help flood social media with posts about your protest. 

Still not getting the attention you want? I have the solution for you! Join Riot Now, the first online riot organizing site in the world. We'll give you tips and tricks to make sure your demonstration gets on TV, such as burning cars, smashing windows, robbing stores. Nothing says, "listen to me, I know whats good." like breaking the law.

Look at our success so far. We got Donald Trump out of office, by overthrowing a democratic system that has been in effect for 240 years. Don't waste your time going though bureaocratic systems, and getting laws passed. Go and scream on the streets with the help of Protest/Riot Now. Because we get things done.