Assignment 13 - Christian Lauritzen

We as a society are slowly approaching a massive issue.  An issue we cannot stand for much longer.  An issue we must face with full force and no remorse.  This issue is the conservatives.  For too long they have subjugated and limited the rights of our fellow LGBT citizens.  We must immediately find a way to shut them down as soon as is possible.  I have come up with a unique option that would solve this issue and rid our society of this debate once and for all.  It is simple, we must simply kill all gay people.  Wouldn't that end the issue then and there?  They wouldn't have anything to debate anymore, and the LGBT people wouldn't be suffering anymore oppression.  How would we deal with the newly born LGBT children though?  Once again, a simply solution.  As they enter puberty, they will take a test, and should it indicate if they are LGBT, at which point they will be sent off to the Gulags.  While it may seem immoral to kill so many people, is it not immoral to continue their oppression and so much anger in communication?  I have come to the conclusion that this is our only solution.  Join my in our rally for the future, a rally for a solution to all of this anger.