Philip Allison Assignment 21

At this very moment, in a galaxy fairly close by, there lies 7 planets. These planets have been discovered by NASA, probably through the nerdity and sleeplessness that pervades the national administration. I would love to work for NASA if I was better at math, but that's not gonna happen. Anyway, the astronauts, also a very unique job, should be sent to these planets soon. On these plantes, I imagine there is alien life. They are thought to be inhabitable, as they could have oceans, but we won't know for sure until we sacrifice a brave soul to his inevitable death by alien. Because we all know that whoever we send will be harvested for brain material, gray matter, and "information." These astronauts will probably be deemed insufficent as "leader" and will unfortunately perish into darkness and stomach. On these planets, the aliens are not little green men in silver suits. They are vicious and 9-15 feet tall, resembling giant naked mole rats. I can't think of what else they could be.