Sunday, March 26, 2017

Assignment 20: Connor Haney

How to successfully procrastinate:
Step 1. First off, you have to be assigned the homework/assignment that is due.
Step 2. Immediately put it in your backpack.
Step 3. Completely forget about the assignment or continue telling yourself that you need to start on it while not moving from wherever you are.
Step 4. Continue binge-watching Netflix or HBOGO or whatever you watch in your free time while not even worrying about your assignment.
Step 5. Go to bed without doing any of your homework
Step 6. Wake up and frantically start on all of the stuff that you didn't do the night before.
Step 7. If you don't have time before school, there's always your first hour class that you dedicate strictly to do homework in.
Step 8. Get the assignment done as quickly as possible while meeting all of the requirements to get an A on the assignment and you are good to go.

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