Assignment 22- Colton Warner

One time at Magee's, one of the workers told me that I looked like Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, and it was a huge ego boost, but I wouldn't want to be Jaime or a lot of my other favorite fictional characters because the ones I like the most are the most absurd. I would never actually want to be Lucille Bluth or Ja'ime King or Frank Underwood- their lives are too messed up. So we're going with James Bond. I know it's kind of a cop out, but he's just too cool not to want to be. In five days, I watched all of them, and since there are several actors who portray different characters, I'll choose which ones I would want to be. George Lazenby was in On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and I would want to be him because he has the best mission and is the most renaissance man of them all. He also seems most realistic and recognizes the importance of his work, but is super crafty and thinks on the run. My other Bond would be Daniel Craig's Casino Royale character who is the most gritty and badass Bond out there. Another Renaissance man, he gets poisoned, saves himself with an emergency defibrillator, then comes back and wins 100 million dollars in a poker game all in one night. Bond works hard and plays hard, and always ends up doing the coolest things in the coolest places, so it would be sweet to be him.