Assignment 20 - Jackson Leach

I am very untalented at everything. Except getting absolutely yoked. I wake up, strain my muscles until they rip, drink protein, then sleep. All Day. Every Day. I pride myself in my ability to be the absolute alpha male in every situation due to my insanely built and vascular body parts. My secret that I would impart on those of you that may or may lift one tenth of what I lift: treat the world as your personal dumbbell. Picking up a box too heavy (no such thing as too heavy) to lift with one arm? Turn that shit into a dead lift. See a an old woman struggling with her grocery bags? pick up all of her bags and the woman. With one arm. See your dog being lazy? Curl that puppy. The world is a gym and you are the conduit through which all the awesome power of getting jacked as Jesus lies. Only the few may be swole, for them it is a privilege, and responsibility.