Assignment 20: Naylan James

So you want to learn how to play FIFA? You've come to the right person. I've been playing FIFA on Xbox since 2012, and have recently reached new heights. When one thinks of "goats," they think "lebron - basketball, Brady - football, naylan - FIFA." The first thing you need to learn is how to shoot. Hold that red "B" button down just the right amount (trust me you'll know what the right amount is) and then let that thang fly. Sadly, when you're not as good as me, it's not as simple as this. You have to get the ball up to the goal first, right? To pass you have to use "A" and "Y". A is for the amateurs who like straightforward, no-movement passes. Y is for those of us who consider football the "beautiful game." Watch as you lead your star skipper right down the side, setting up a beautiful cross (with the "X" button.) Eventually, you'll have to learn skills, but for now, just get used to movement and all that easy stuff.