Philip Allison Assignment 20

Today I am going to teach the audience how to walk. Walking has proven to be a difficult task in the past, especially at the beginning and the end of a life. Some would say that the elderly are too frail to walk, and babies to weak, but I disagree. It is all in the technique. I myself learned to walk at age one week. This has proven to be one of my most useful skills, as I can now walk wherever I want to, permitting that my stamina takes me there. So, the first step is to stretch. Touch your toes. Then swivel your torso, trying to look like you know what your doing but not knowing exactly what the torso-swivel does for you. You should be ready now. Move your right thigh up about one inch, leaning forward until the sole of your right foot hits the ground. Congratulations, your first step toward proper technique! Then move your left thigh up and forward, like the right, but make sure not to lean to far forward on this one, it's a doozy. Now for the arms. as your right leg is moving swiftly and soundly, your left arm should be at a 90 degree angle, and moving down. Then while you step with your right your left arm should do the same. Now just practice 10,000 steps a day and you'll be a technically perfect walker in no time! Sponsored by FitBit