Monday, November 28, 2016

Assignment 13- Quinn Andrews

Intelligence is stupid. Why should I know how to add and subtract, speak another language, or read a clock? It's not like I'm ever going to go grocery shopping, pay taxes, meet someone who doesn't speak English, or have an appointment and my phone is dead. Those are so unlikely it is bordering on preposterous. I'm never going to need any basic mathematics or communications skills- I can get others to do it all for me. I should just be dependent on my parents forever. I'm glad I have my life sorted out. Now I can go back to sleep, I don't need a job either. It's perfectly okay to let everyone else take care of me. They did it until I was eighteen, what are a couple more years? I can just spend my time watching TV and not knowing what time the analog clock says. I won't ever need to go somewhere on my own, and be able to pay for food and transportation! Even if I do, I'm cute enough I'm sure they'll just give it to me and do everything I need so I can waste my time playing games and being an unproductive member of society. Independence is overrated and intelligence is stupid. Glad that's sorted out.

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