Assignment 13: Claire Telfer

Climate change is melting the arctic glaciers and leaving polar bears homeless. You know, all this is real bad and we have to fix it or all the polar bears will immigrate to the United States and take our jobs. Once their home country is bad enough, they'll want asylum under our roof, and then they'll start stealing things and killing people. We cannot let this happen. We've gotta like refreeze the whole North Pole and pray that Santa Claus's candy-cane factory isn't already melted. Some scientists blame burning coal and gasoline for warming up the Earth and putting too much carbon-dioxide in the sky. And I completely agree and we should make a change. But only if it doesn't change the coal industry at all and it costs little to nothing. Right now though we should use up all the gasoline and coal that we have, and once that runs out, then we'll do something.